adult ADD

me: shit, it's almost five and i've not eaten yet
her: oh no!
her: have you called about potato sacks and clay?
her: i mean, you should get something to eat
her: gosh, i'm so rude sometimes
her:
me: yeah you are!
her: :)
her: sorry it comes w/being ADD
me: is that why i like you?
her: you mean, you like abuse?
me: i dunno why i put up with the abuse, geee
me: no
me: i don't like abuse
me: i like sharp wit
her: who is sharp wit?
her: i like blatant lies
her: ahahah
me: ok, so you wit is just semi sharp
me: hahahah
her: hahaa
her: you mean you like understated wit
her: ahahha
her: so are you getting something to eat?
her: maybe dauhu.com
her: ahahahhahahaahhahaha
me: hey that is a good idea
me: but i don't know of anyplace close
me: though i had really korean tofu soup the other day
her: really
her: i've tried korean food so many times
her: and just can't get with it
her: so wrong of me
me: ha
me: you are missing out
her: you know someting
me: yeah
me: what?
her: i hate it when i notice something ...
her: shady (for lack of better word)
her: oh, i know
her: calculating
her: yes
her: i hate it when i notice something calculating about someone
her: and it shifts my whole way of thinking about them
her: gosh, thta's so wrong!
her: don't worry, i haven't noticed it about you
her: *at least not really* heheeh
me: what are you getting at?
her: nothing
her: i'm just going off in a tangeant
me: come on spit it out
her: really, i'm not getting at anything
her: i'm trying to share w/you my personality disorder
her: it has nothing to do with other ppl
her: why are you so defensive?
me: i'm not, i'm curious now!
me: i should have been under the sign of a tiger...curious as a cat
her: so where was i?
her: you made me forget
me: i did not
me: her: i hate it when i notice something calculating about someone
her: and it shifts my whole way of thinking about them
her: gosh, thta's so wrong!
her: don't worry, i haven't noticed it about you
her: *at least not really* heheeh
me: that is where you were, ADD!
her: oh okay..
her: and so i can't be spontaneous around them
her: and i have my guard up (more than usual)
me: and...?
her: and i don't know what my point is
her: or how i came about to tell you
her: i think something sparked it
her: but i can't remember
her: shit
her: anyway, wha's that article you forwarded me from the NY times?
me: firefly, sometimes i don't know if you really are being ADD or you are just messing with me!
me: the article is about really good food in vietnam and how it is becoming a culinary travel destination
me: look at this... http://www.adultadd.com/index.jsp
me: brb
her: NO
her: i don't want to!
me: ha
me: did you take the test?
her: what test?
her: no
me: the adult ADD test
her: no
her: i didn't
me: why not/
her: i don't need any more crazy diagnosis
her: my friend sent me an awesome picture of hong kong's skyline
her: i am so jealous
me: did you remember what you forgot earlier?
me: hong kong skyline?
me: hm
her: forgot what earlier?
her: you like my new haircut?
her: did you get something to eat yet?
me: what does your haircut have to do with anything? and yes, i do like your haircut. i was going to take a picture of you with your new haircut if you wouldn't hide if i pointed the camera
me: no, i did not get anything to eat
me: i'm going to have an early dinner instead
her: what are you having?
me: not sure, i haven't had duck in a while but more likely crispy chicken...
her: hah
me: hah what?
her: hah as in okay
me: okay what hah?
her: i don't know
her: oh, so yes,
her: my haircut
her: is nice
her: heeheh
her: so what else is there?
her: i have to run off (as you would say) to the tax lady now
her: have you audited my article
me: ok, don't bump into anything
her: ?
me: no, i've not finished
me: we are not going to print just yet
her: do you think many kids will be interested in the buddha carving ?
her: why not?
me: yes, cause it's cool and we have you as the person showing them how to
her: hahah
her: that's right
me: because we aren't ready yet
her: i'd carve a dog first
her: ahahah
her: why aren't we ready?
me: we just aren't
me: i think you should gather the articles together in one place
me: oh, i sent jenny an email about her article that she needs to write!
me: surprise!
her: huh?
me: i meant about jenny being surprised
me: that she is writing an article for this issue
me: ok, i'll let you run to the tax lady. good luck
her: ok
her: bye bye for now
me: so how am i supposed to call you?
her: until hello any how
her: you don't
her: hahha
me: avoidance
her: why do you need to call me?
me: to give you a hard time
her: give me a good reason
her: not good enough
her: *sorry
me: i'll tell you something clever when i call y ou
her: that's nothing new
her: you're clever all the time already
her: :)
me: whatevea
me: ok, bye
her: late